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Read All About It (29 August 2020)

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Recorded, based on what was "going down" according to the press, on Saturday 29 August 2020.

lyrics

Read all about it
Read all about it
READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Never read the full story
Got scapegoats and names to shout
Got to ignore the small print
Got demons to moral panic about
Got to ignore the small print
Got demons in the national psyche
Got to ignore the small print
Got demons in the psycho's quarterly!

Read all about it (and shout!)
Read all about it (and shout!)
Read all about it (and shout!)
Read all about it (and shout!)

All this base gruel melodrama:
Haranguing, judging or backslapping

Read all about it
Read all about it (and shout!)
Read all about it
Read all about it (and shout!)

Never read the full story
Got scapegoats and names to shout
Got to ignore the small print
Got demons to moral panic about

Read all about it (and shout!)
Read all about it (and shout!)
Read all about it (and shout!)
Read all about it (and shout!)

All this base gruel melodrama:
Haranguing, judging or backslapping

This is the latest national and international news on Saturday 29th August 2020, with your host... M.C. Tomster!
"We may not want to, but most of us will go back to the office"
"Back to office plans are unsafe, experts warn..."
"Falcons return to Stonehenge in revival of Victorian tradition"
"Le staycation! How to have a holiday in France on British soil"
"Leonard Cohen fans furious after Trump plays 'Hallelujah' twice at RNC"
"Russia announces vaccine trials of Sputnik-5"
"Ian Wright hits out at stinking-mouthed racist response to Sky Sports pundit sackings"
"Inside the wild parties at 1980s Oxford University"
"Very different to the days of Tony Lewis..."
"David Shepherd struggled to balance on one leg"
"Commuters will be enticed back onto train with..."
"... Richie Benaud's reassuring beige suits"
"Time for a Nightingale moment..."
"Time for a Nightingale moment..." [laughs]
"Most expensive sheep ever sold fetches £367,500 at auction"
"Ant and Dec worried Britain's Got Talent was becoming waste of time"
"He too has denied any wrongdoing..."
"Coronavirus has turned OUR CHILDREN into terrified robots"

Read all about it
Read all about it (and shout!)

credits

released August 29, 2021
Tom May (lyrics & assembling of news print, chords)
Sam May (production, mixing)
"Great British Press" (news print - all within quotation marks)

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